Peter Pan's Wendy

So, after someone got me into Young Justice right before its premiere in 2011, I got my brother hooked on the show.  We ended up watching it together every weekend…that ridiculous wait was painful…and, as luck would have it, just as it came back on the air, I left for Japan.

He’s been begging me for weeks to watch the episodes I missed, and today I finally did.  It was just gonna be one episode, and I was going to watch the rest when he was awake…but I could not resist and ended up marathoning episodes 23-27 in one go.  It was just that good.  Of course, being the impatient person that I am, I decided to IM my brother’s away message as I went along.  Thus, I am pleased to share with all of you what goes through my head as I watch cartoons (SPOILERIFIC SPOILERS AHEAD):

-EPISODE 23-

Whoa, since when is there a Spiderman rip in the DCU?
He even does the smart-talking
I mean wise-cracking
“Web-slinging ways” - I’m surprised Marvel hasn’t flipped
Eeee KF said really nice things to Artemissss
Shippy ship ship
Hah spying on Red Arrow?
Er
Red Tornado
“Long time no-reveal-who-you-really-are-to-your-friends”
Whoa whoa whoa Sportsmaster is Artemis’s father?!  Game-changer.

-EPISODE 24-

Robin looks like he’s gonna collapse~
You’re right, this is making me very happy
This 24 - NOOOO DON’T USE THAT PATCH DUDE
Dang this is better than fanfiction
Oh, great, now Superboy’s hooked on those freaking patches
OOooh this writing is so good!!!
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“I am strictly Belle Reve!  Not Arkham!!”
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“Tell me if this sounds familiar.”
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-EPISODE 25-

Aww great drug addiction parable
OH DANG
OH DANG OH DANG OH DANG
OH DANG OH DANG
OH DANG OH DANG OH DANG
“Lex. Luthor.  Is your dad?!”
NOOO M’GANN
“So, who’s next?” “I was kidding!”
AWWW YEAH
Secret’s out y’all~
You’re right, this is SO GOOD
Also HOW SPUNKY IS ICON’S SIDEKICK!
“Young man, if you intend to detain me, contact my attorney”
This show has such wit
Whoa
whoa
WHOA
WHOAA
Is the whole league infiltrated now?!?!?!  This is baaaad yo
Like, Oh bad
Oh bad
OH
BAD
BAD
BAD!!!
DID NOT SEE THAT TWIST COMING.

-EPISODE 26-

RED ARROW WAS THE MOLE
HANG ON
I CANNOT PROCESS THIS
WHY IS IT 3 AM WHERE YOU ARE
OH MY GOD RED ARROW WAS A CLONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OH GOD WHERE IS THE REAL ROY
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD WAIT BATMAN IS BUGGED
OH MY GOD
MYSTERY
OH MY GOD THE WHOLE LEAGUE IS EVIL
OH MY GOD
HOLY CRUD LEAGUE FIGHT
Whoa they shot Manhunter
BATMAN VS ROBIN
SUPERMAN VS SUPERBOY
Burn baby burn
Okay yeah Superman just threw Wolf and hurt SPhere
No wonder Superboy’s mad
Uh oh
Martians
OH MAN
KRYPTONITE WORKING ON BOTH
OH MY GOD
Whelmingly penetrable vault
Oh Robin
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Man oh man theyre all hooking up
“Human customs still elude me”
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But yeah WOO Wally and Artemis!
Wow, interaction between Superman and Superboy
Oh my god acceptance oh my god
WAKE UP DUDE
OH MY GOD THERE’S ROY
OH MY GOD HE’S MISSING AN ARM
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HAY

-EPISODE 27-

Wait, Beat Boy?  Blue Beetle?  Someone hit puberty??
er, BEast Boy
Oh.  Five years later.
That would explain it.
Ooooh NIGHTWING
BUT I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT FIVE YEAR INTERIM
Bet it’s in the comics
HELLO WONDERGIRL AND BATGIRL
Oooh beautiful!
Five years later they tie up the 16 hours~
“Just don’t die, okay?”
Hahaha Blue Beetle talking to his armor
But dang, harsh…M’gann and Connor splitting
“Blue’s an odd little fish, isn’t he”
Awww that was a pretty explosion
“That’s right, Gamma Squad RULES!”
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